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To Bill Brasky!

I haven’t watched Saturday Night Live in years. Outside of Tina Fey’s dead-on impersonations of Sarah Palin during last year’s election I honestly cannot remember when I sat down to watch an episode of SNL since the late ’90s. Back during those years there was a series of [...]

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  • 06.30.2009 - Looks like my boy Scoot is in the news again. This time around Scoot was interviewed by Chris Hernandez of NBC Action News for blogging his thoughts loud and clear on the early release of Curtis Mertensmeyer. Mertensmeyer was behind the wheel during a fatal hit and run he committed last year at the age of 20 while under the influence, ending the life of 25-year old Daniel L. Riemann. Way to stand up and speak out, Scoot! [Check It]
  • 06.29.2009 - I stumbled across a site that I am kicking myself for not having thought of, considering how I spent a good deal of time on the same subject when I wrote my own book for my son's high school graduation. 1001 Rules for My Unborn Son is a brilliant collection of anecdotes and fatherly advice written by Walker Lamond that will be published in book form later this year. Nice work! [Check It]
  • 06.29.2009 - See? I told you. Bowling is a dangerous sport. It appears that three men were stabbed in an altercation that began in a bowling alley located in Kansas City's Power & Light District early Sunday morning. This definitely gives new meaning to the term "strikes." [Check It]
  • 06.26.2009 - After collecting these things for years I've decided to share with the readers of KenThinks my own personal collection of funny spam names. Each one of these bad boys (or girls) has made its way into my inbox...and into my heart. A "Classic Spam Name" will also appear in the right-hand column of every page on this site to hopefully brighten your day. Enjoy! [Check It]
  • 06.26.2009 - While the world is mourning the passing of The King of Pop I find myself laughing at this gem about a woman who agreed to accept a case of potato chips in exchange for an "oral Frito-Lay." I guess the guy was going to provide the dip? [Check It]

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