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Ken

Ken has written 131 posts for KenThinks.com

Confused Sci-Fi Fans Show Up in Wrong Attire

The following is an Onion-esque article I wrote back in May ‘02 after kidding my buddy Seth about his excitement before “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones” came out. I jokingly asked him if he was going to dress up for the occasion…
OLATHE, KS— In a mad rush [...]

Sweet, Sweet Anne

07.15.2009 – There’s just something syrupy sweet about the way Anne Hathaway looks. What’s even more refreshing to hear is that she’s just as sweet on the inside. Kudos, Hathaway!

A Ken Top Ten: Top Ten Things I Hate That You Probably Love

When it comes to the various top tens that I’ve been writing, this one has proven itself to be the easiest to tackle from start to finish. I guess it’s much simpler for me to think of things that make me cringe than it is to narrow down movies [...]

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