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The Classics
Eh heh heh...in each of our lives there are our absolute favorite stories we love to tell. Maybe it was the story of how you and your mate met or the time you made the big play in the game back in high school, regardless of what it was you'll never grow tired of telling it. I probably have more stories in this vein than anyone you'll ever meet. And it is here in this section that I will catalogue my all-time favorites.
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The Scooter Classics
Special bowling laces? • Susan Parker Hates Me • People Will Profile Me! • The Sentient Sprite Can • "Try this, Fellas!" • "I am forming a human pendulum!"
Things Working Out
Happy Birthday, Scooter J! • "That machine is cursed"
Fun in the Workplace
My 300 • Hot Coffee • Sanka!
The Teenage Years
The Dead Cat Indicent • Crank
Mi Familia
Why My Son is a Fish
Stories About Me
The Lost Weekend
Random Writings
Confused Sci-Fi Fans Show Up in Wrong Attire
Below are the three most recent posts. If you'd like to see the full archive, be my guest.
Confused Sci-Fi Fans Show Up in Wrong Attire
The following is an Onion-esque article I wrote back in May ‘02 after kidding my buddy Seth about his excitement before “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones” came out. I jokingly asked him if he was going to dress up for the occasion…
OLATHE, KS— In a mad rush [...]
The Lost Weekend
fter a long weekend running a garage sale and entertaining family that came in from out of town, I found myself falling asleep behind the wheel as I drove home from work last evening. For those of you that know me, sleep is a rare commodity. For those [...]
Why My Son is a Fish
Throughout my entire life I’ve always found myself insanely jealous of anyone I know that has a nickname. Now I’m not talking about those unfortunate individuals who, through some unfortunate action of their own, ended up with a less-than-pleasant nickname like Captain Crusty or Booger. Oh no, I’m [...]
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