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		<title>Confused Sci-Fi Fans Show Up in Wrong Attire</title>
		<link>http://www.kenthinks.com/2009/07/16/confused-sci-fi-fans-show-up-in-wrong-attire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is an Onion-esque article I wrote back in May &#8216;02 after kidding my buddy Seth about his excitement before &#8220;Star Wars:  Attack of the Clones&#8221; came out.  I jokingly asked him if he was going to dress up for the occasion&#8230;
OLATHE, KS— In a mad rush [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lost Weekend</title>
		<link>http://www.kenthinks.com/2009/06/23/the-lost-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[fter a long weekend running a garage sale and entertaining family that came in from out of town, I found myself falling asleep behind the wheel as I drove home from work last evening.  For those of you that know me, sleep is a rare commodity.  For those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why My Son is a Fish</title>
		<link>http://www.kenthinks.com/2009/06/10/why-my-son-is-a-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout my entire life I&#8217;ve always found myself insanely jealous of anyone I know that has a nickname.  Now I&#8217;m not talking about those unfortunate individuals who, through some unfortunate action of their own, ended up with a less-than-pleasant nickname like Captain Crusty or Booger.  Oh no, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Scooter J!</title>
		<link>http://www.kenthinks.com/2006/09/19/happy-birthday-scooter-j/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8230;rule. 
As many of you know, the whole Ameristar is going to buy us each an HDTV deal was a well-planned ruse to win Scoot a hell of a birthday present. My goal was simple &#8212; between now and November 3rd (Scoot&#8217;s actual birthday) &#8212; I was going to try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Special Bowling Laces?</title>
		<link>http://www.kenthinks.com/2006/09/05/special-bowling-laces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many, many moons ago, Scoot found himself in need of getting a new pair of laces for his bowling shoes. So he decided to ask me about them. Now, at the time, Scoot&#8217;s average was really low and no matter what he tried he was unable to figure out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;That machine is cursed.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.kenthinks.com/2006/08/25/that-machine-is-cursed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kenthinks.com/2006/08/25/that-machine-is-cursed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now, the exciting conclusion to the Vegas adventure. If you were fortunate enough to miss the first day&#8217;s write-up, you might wanna kick back and read it first&#8230;not that it&#8217;s really important to the story or anything. 
Okay, Vegas. The Sahara Hotel. Room 2173. I still have $25 of [...]]]></description>
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