KenThinks.com • The Classics

Above all the rest, the classics.

Eh heh heh...in each of our lives there are our absolute favorite stories we love to tell. Maybe it was the story of how you and your mate met or the time you made the big play in the game back in high school, regardless of what it was you'll never grow tired of telling it. I probably have more stories in this vein than anyone you'll ever meet. And it is here in this section that I will catalogue my all-time favorites.

Welcome, my friends, to The Classics.

The Scooter Classics
Special bowling laces?, Susan Parker Hates Me, People Will Profile Me!, The Sentient Sprite Can, "Try this, Fellas!", "I am forming a human pendulum!"

Fun in the Workplace
My 300, Hot Coffee, Sanka!

The Teenage Years
The Dead Cat Indicent, Crank

The opinions expressed in the articles contained on KenThinks.com come entirely from Ken's noggin. They are placed here merely for entertainment purposes and are not intended to offend or upset anyone but, as with any opinionated drivel, there's always that chance. I mean, come on, did you really think that everyone liked Seinfeld? Please.