I have and always will love top ten lists. Trying to find just the right combination of wit and vulgarity for any topic is always a good time. So with that in mind I've opened a section of my site to allow you, my guests, to chime in alongside of me in this comical endeavor.

To learn how this all works, check out the section at the very bottom of this page that explains it all.

Top Ten Contest Info/Standings

Today's Topic :	Friday, May 16th, 2008
There is no Top Ten for today, sorry! But be sure to contribute topics and vote on tomorrow's entries!

How this works:
I'll admit, at first this is going to sound very confusing but just bear with me.

Every day that you visit the Top Ten section of my site, you'll be able to do four things: contribute to an upcoming top ten list, vote on the submissions from the previous day, submit a topic for future use, or see the current day's top ten list as voted by the visitors of this site.

Contributing to an Upcoming Top Ten List
Each day, we'll show you a new topic and ask you to contribute your own comical responses. You may submit up to five. At any point during the day you can return to change them, otherwise at midnight Central time they'll be submitted into the following day's voting pool.

Vote on Submissions from the Previous Day
This is where you can go in and see what everyone wrote in response to the previous day's top ten topic. You will be asked to rate each entry on a scale of 1-10 with a one being something completely unfunny and a ten being something that made you nearly wet yourself. Each vote will be tallied and added into the overall score for the big reveal the following day.

Submit a Topic for Future Use
Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me but for the thinking impaired, this is just a simple form to send me your suggestions for a top ten topic you'd like to see covered. If it's something I like, I'll add it into the queue.

Seeing the Current Day's Top Ten List
This is what it's all about -- the day's actual top ten. The fun part is that it will not be ranked in order by my own choosing but rather by you, the top ten community's, collective ranking. Credit will be given to the people whose entries were voted the funniest.

Good luck and have fun with it!