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A Comedy of Errors: Top Ten Lists

Wanna go back and see some of the previous top ten lists? Be my guest.

  Top Ten Archive :

03.30.2007  Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys
03.29.2007  Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Really Bad Movie
03.28.2007  Top Ten Hidden Features In The Upcoming Apple iPhone
03.27.2007  Top Ten Ways To Describe Your Last Girlfriend
03.26.2007  Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Getting Married
03.25.2007  Top Ten Least Popular Baby Names From The 1940s
03.24.2007  Top Ten Cool Things About Having Herpes
03.23.2007  Top Ten Signs Its Time To Retire
03.22.2007  Top Ten Ways Ryan Seacrest Can Boost His Popularity
03.21.2007  Top Ten Most Popular Break-Up Lines
03.20.2007  Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How's It Hanging?"
03.19.2007  Top Ten Least Popular Kitty Litter Brands
03.18.2007  Top Ten Reasons To Not Have Children...Ever
03.17.2007  Top Ten Surprises In Grandma's Last Will And Testament
03.16.2007  Top Ten Signs You're Not Long For This World
03.15.2007  Top Ten Least Known Traits Of Leprechauns
03.14.2007  Top Ten Things People Should Know About The Irish
03.13.2007  Top Ten Most Anticipated Bobbleheads
03.13.2007  Top Ten Rejected Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors
03.12.2007  Top Ten Things You'd Do If King For A Day
03.11.2007  Top Ten Least Known Celebrity Rehab Institutions
03.10.2007  Top Ten Action Figures That Will Never Be Mass Produced
03.09.2007  Top Ten Most Despised Magician's Tricks
03.08.2007  Top Ten Rumors About That New Chick In Accounting
03.07.2007  Top Ten Things You Plan To Do This Summer
03.06.2007  Top Ten Reasons To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning
03.05.2007  Top Ten Least Played Video Games
03.04.2007  Top Ten Most Underused Expressions For Disgust
03.03.2007  Top Ten Things Paris Hilton Is Doing Right Now
03.02.2007  Top Ten Expressions For Being Well-Endowed
03.01.2007  Top Ten Signs Your Parents Might Not Be Your Real Parents
02.28.2007  Top Ten Least Popular Daily Affirmations
02.27.2007  Top Ten Ways To Blow Your Lottery Winnings
02.26.2007  Top Ten Things to Do In Your Car When No One's Looking
02.25.2007  Top Ten Secrets Of The Royal Family
02.24.2007  Top Ten People That Should Run For President
02.23.2007  Top Ten Surprises At The Oscar Ceremony
02.22.2007  Top Ten Signs It's Time To Put The Dog Down
02.21.2007  Top Ten Ways To Make Masturbation More Exciting
02.20.2007  Top Ten Things You Can Get A Bum To Put In His A-Hole For 5 Bucks
02.19.2007  Top Ten Reasons Britney Shaved Her Head
02.18.2007  Top Ten Least Known Members Of The Jackson Family
02.17.2007  Top Ten Best Things About Being A NASCAR Fan
02.16.2007  Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce Barack Obama
02.15.2007  Top Ten Signs You're Working With A Bad Intern
02.14.2007  Top Ten Little-Known Facts About George W. Bush
02.13.2007  Top Ten Excuses For That Lipstick On Your Collar
02.12.2007  Top Ten Least Popular Valentine's Day Gifts
02.11.2007  Top Ten Drawbacks To Saying ''I Love You''
02.10.2007  Top Ten Beatles Songs That Were Never Recorded (For Good Reason)
02.09.2007  Top Ten Final Words of Anna Nicole Smith
02.08.2007  Top Ten Ways To Seduce Your Local Catholic Priest
02.07.2007  Top Ten Reasons Your Favorite Movie Wasn't Nominated For An Oscar
02.06.2007  Top Ten Least Popular 1-900 Numbers
02.05.2007  Top Ten Ways To Get Back At An Ex
02.04.2007  Top Ten Practical Jokes To Play At Auschwitz
02.03.2007  Top Ten Reasons That Last Diet Didn't Work
02.02.2007  Top Ten Good Things About Not Winning the SuperBowl
02.01.2007  Top Ten Rejected SuperBowl Half-Time Performances
01.31.2007  Top Ten Oft-Repeated Excuses For Premature Ejaculation
01.30.2007  Top Ten Ways The New Miss America Is Celebrating Her Victory
01.29.2007  Top Ten Ways Ken Should Celebrate His Birthday On Wednesday
01.28.2007  Top Ten Most Popular Nicknames For A Woman's Nether Region
01.27.2007  Top Ten Rejected Celebrity Auction Items
01.26.2007  Top Ten Arguments For Allowing Bush To Run For A Third Term
01.25.2007  Top Ten Reasons For Abruptly Ending A Date
01.24.2007  Top Ten Least Popular Names From Asian History
01.23.2007  Top Ten Pick-Up Lines Used By Teenage Boys
01.22.2007  Top Ten Inappropriate Uses For Pudding
01.21.2007  Top Ten Worst Political Campaign Slogans
01.20.2007  Top Ten Subjects To Avoid At A Cocktail Party
01.19.2007  Top Ten Ways to Get Girls To Watch Football
01.18.2007  Top Ten Rejected Superhero Sidekicks
01.17.2007  Top Ten Reasons We Know Humans Are Descended From Apes
01.16.2007  Top Ten Wishes Wished Upon Finding Aladdin's Lamp
01.15.2007  Top Ten Items In A Homeless Person's Shopping Cart
01.14.2007  Top Ten Most Embarassing Thing Your Mom Ever Did to You
01.13.2007  Top Ten Least Popular Dreams Had By Martin Luther King, Jr.
01.12.2007  Top Ten Roles We Never Want To See Ben Stiller Play
01.11.2007  Top Ten Things You Do Not Want To Hear From Your Waitress
01.10.2007  Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Is Nuts
01.09.2007  Top Ten Messages On William Shatner's Answering Machine
01.08.2007  Top Ten Good Things To Say About Where You Work
01.07.2007  Top Ten Least Visited Exhibits In The Smithsonian
01.06.2007  Top Ten Least Popular Instant Messenger Acronyms
01.05.2007  Top Ten Originally Proposed Names For Google
01.04.2007  Top Ten Coolest Names For Sexual Positions
01.03.2007  Top Ten Things You Learned On The Streets
01.02.2007  Top Ten Signs You Are Getting Old
01.01.2007  Top Ten New Mixed Drink Names
12.31.2006  Top Ten Things Not To Say At A Funeral
12.30.2006  Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is An Absolute Idiot
12.29.2006  Top Ten Most Popular New Years Resolutions For 2007
12.28.2006  Top Ten Excuses To Skip Work
12.27.2006  Top Ten Reasons You're Proud To Be An American
12.26.2006  Top Ten Pet Names For Your Nether Region
12.25.2006  Top Ten Top Ten Ways To Be Off'd By A Serial Killer
12.24.2006  Top Ten Most Obscure Rap Names
12.23.2006  Top Ten Signs Santa Knows You've Been Bad
12.22.2006  Top Ten Least Popular Children's Christmas Gifts
12.21.2006  Top Ten Least Effective Ways To Go About Getting a Christmas Bonus
12.20.2006  Top Ten Reasons Rudolph's Nose Is Red
12.19.2006  Top Ten Topics Of Conversation Amongst Santa's Elves
12.18.2006  Top Ten Signs Oprah Needs To Be Stopped
12.17.2006  Top Ten Things You Do Not Want To Hear From Your HR Director
12.16.2006  Top Ten Most Popular Shows At The White House
12.15.2006  Top Ten Things Dr. Kervorkian Will Do Once He's Paroled
12.14.2006  Top Ten Signs You're In Love With Shakira
12.13.2006  Top Ten Coolest Things About Being A Complete Idiot
12.12.2006  Top Ten Excuses Out Of Nicole Richie's Mouth After Her DUI Arrest
12.11.2006  Top Ten Ways To Tick Off Your Co-Workers
12.10.2006  Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Art House Flick
12.09.2006  Top Ten Nicknames For Your Uncle's Custom Van
12.08.2006  Top Ten Signs You've Chosen A Bad 401(k)
12.07.2006  Top Ten Ways To Stay Warm This Winter
12.06.2006  Top Ten Campaign Slogans Hillary Clinton Will Use If She Runs In 2008
12.05.2006  Top Ten Surprises In The Lance Bass Breakup
12.04.2006  Top Ten Most Clever Ways To Tell Someone To "Go F*ck Themselves"
12.03.2006  Top Ten Least Popular Racial Stereotypes
12.02.2006  Top Ten Signs You're Dealing With A Bad Dentist
12.01.2006  Top Ten Most Popular New Cults
11.30.2006  Top Ten Bill Gates Pick-Up Lines
11.29.2006  Top Ten Signs You Are Getting Fat
11.28.2006  Top Ten Ways You Can Tell Your Boss Is On Drugs
11.27.2006  Top Ten Least Popular Online Dating Sites
11.26.2006  Top Ten Reasons To Bring Back The Spice Girls
11.25.2006  Top Ten Signs Christmas Is Here
11.24.2006  Top Ten Sappiest Terms Of Endearment
11.23.2006  Top Ten Banned Book Titles
11.22.2006  Top Ten Excuses For Not Flushing
11.21.2006  Top Ten Things Michael Richards Can Expect From The Black Community After His Tirade
11.20.2006  Top Ten Hidden Features On The New Nintendo Wii
11.19.2006  Top Ten Skeletons In Your Closet
11.18.2006  Top Ten Surprises At The TomKat Wedding
11.17.2006  Top Ten Punch Lines To Dirty Ethnic Jokes
11.16.2006  Top Ten Pranks To Play On The Elderly
11.15.2006  Top Ten Signs You Have No Friends
11.14.2006  Top Ten Things Michael Moore Will Eat Today
11.13.2006  Top Ten Funniest Spammer Names
11.12.2006  Top Ten Lines Never Heard Out Of A Woman's Mouth
11.11.2006  Top Ten Rejected Ad Slogans For Wal-Mart
11.10.2006  Top Ten Signs You Are About To Be Fired
11.09.2006  Top Ten Least Popular Fortune Cookie Fortunes
11.08.2006  Top Ten Things In Store For A Britney-Less Kevin Federline
11.07.2006  Top Ten Excuses For Not Voting In Today's Elections
11.06.2006  Top Ten Signs We Should Have Known Neil Patrick Harris Was Gay
11.05.2006  Top Ten Lines From "Star Wars" That Sound Kinda Dirty
11.04.2006  Top Ten Fun Things To Do With Grandma
11.03.2006  Top Ten Riskiest Responses To "How Do I Look?"
11.02.2006  Top Ten Excuses For Your Behavior After The Office Party
11.01.2006  Top Ten Rankest Top Ten Topics We Should Attempt This Month
10.31.2006  Top Ten Reasons Why Reese Witherspoon Is Leaving Ryan Phillippe
10.30.2006  Top Ten Rejected Definitions For The Acronym "N.A.A.C.P."
10.29.2006  Top Ten Least Popular Halloween Costumes
10.28.2006  Top Ten Most Anticipated Future Features On An iPod
10.27.2006  Top Ten Most Common Hillbilly Expressions
10.26.2006  Top Ten Oddest Ebay Items
10.25.2006  Top Ten Rejected New Breakfast Cereals
10.24.2006  Top Ten Phrases That Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
10.23.2006  Top Ten Indications Your Relationship Is Ending
10.22.2006  Top Ten Rejected Dr. Seuss Stories
10.21.2006  Top Ten Nixed McDonald's Menu Item Ideas
10.20.2006  Top Ten Suggested Names for Gwyneth Paltrow's Next Born
10.19.2006  Top Ten Signs You're In A Bad Restaurant
10.18.2006  Top Ten Ways To Make Attending Church More Appealing
10.17.2006  Top Ten Euphemisms For Doin' The Deed
10.16.2006  Top Ten Things That Are None Of Your Damn Bizznizzle
10.15.2006  Top Ten Ways Tom Cruise Can Improve His Image
10.14.2006  Top Ten Reality Shows That Never Aired
10.13.2006  Top Ten Most Promising New Sources Of Energy
10.12.2006  Top Ten Most Frequently Requested Page Boy "Errands"
10.11.2006  Top Ten Final Words of Buck O'Neil
10.10.2006  Top Ten Nicknames for Kim Jong Il's New Bomb
10.09.2006  Top Ten Things People Think While Watching "Desperate Housewives"
10.08.2006  Top Ten Least Known Superheroes
10.07.2006  Top Ten Rejected Commandments

The opinions expressed in the articles contained on KenThinks.com come entirely from Ken's noggin. They are placed here merely for entertainment purposes and are not intended to offend or upset anyone but, as with any opinionated drivel, there's always that chance. I mean, come on, did you really think that everyone liked Seinfeld? Please.