I'd love to know how many countless hours I've spent sitting down in front of the old television throughout my life. While I don't watch any shows anymore -- it's been a little too long since Archie told someone to get outta his chair, if you ask me -- I grew up viewing tons of sitcoms, dramas, and made-for-TV movies just like the rest of you out there. Below you'll find my rants and raves about everything from why I gave up on television to why the Bunkers' chairs in the Smithsonian is so deserving.

The Ken Classics
All in the Family, The Benny Hill Show

Growing Up
Sanford & Son, What's Happenin'?, The Waltons, Little House on the Prairie, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Hee-Haw, Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, M*A*S*H

Saturday Morning Cartoons
Underdog, Super Friends, Hong Kong Phooey, Fat Albert

The Teenage Years
Family Ties, SNL, It's Your Move, In Living Color

Discovered Later
Jeeves & Wooster

Why Did They Cancel...?
The Chappelle Show, Freaks and Geeks, Quantum Leap

Favorite Made-for-TV Movies
Brian's Song, Door to Door, Bill

Current Favorites
The Office, My Name is Earl, Project Runway, Battlestar Galactica, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Lost

The Best From Cable
Band of Brothers, Dream On

I'd Rather Watch Infomercials Than...
Seinfeld, Roseanne, I Love Lucy, Home Improvement, Everyone Loves Raymond, Mad About You

Legendary Characters
Archie and Edith Bunker, Fred Sanford, Alex P. Keaton, Dr. Sam Beckett